A Duck Hunting Distinction
by J. Daniel on Thursday, December 26th, 2013 | No Comments
Setting: Woody and a hunter are at the Yew Zappum duck hunting lodge. Woody has just shot a bird, now falling from the sky.
Woody: It isn’t a DUCK, it’s a goose!!!
Hunter: OK, so technically it’s a goose, but he forgot to DUCK!!!