Sketchy Politics

Okay, so some of you may think the bus looks a lot like an Etch-A-Sketch.

And some may think I am picking on Republican political candidate
Mitt Romney – who, by the way – just had a staffer say that after the
primary election was over they could just reset him (implied – on the
issues) like shaking an Etch-A-Sketch and making the screen blank again.

Hmmmm … well, you are right about the bus.  Strangely, it does
resemble an Etch-A-Sketch, what with those straight connected lines and
the white bus wheels that seem to resemble Etch-A-Sketch control knobs.
Funny how that worked out, really.

But you’re only a little bit right on me picking on Mitt.  I am,
perhaps, going for bigger fish.  Like politics in general – in America -
and around the world – in the history of mankind (we think big here at
WoodChips Central).

You see, Mitt’s developed a near fatal problem in the past few days.
And you will NEVER guess what it is.  I’m not talking about the fact
that Click For More Sketchy Politics.

Someone once asked him what his sign was.  And he replied, “I don’t
believe in astrology — I’m a 2001: A Space Odyssey, and we are skeptical.”

I selfishly changed the sign to Virgo.  You may gather that I am a
Virgo.  We are said to be yawn-wide boring.  I wonder if Mitt Romney is a
Virgo?

Oh, and I am skeptical.

Have a nice day – J. Daniel

“Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.”

– Henry David Thoreau