Setting:  The White House, surrounded by the White House Fence, right next to the Fiscal Cliff.  A pole vaulter is jumping over the White House fence.  President Obama is talking to Vice President Biden.
President Obama: Hey Joe, I’m not happy the Olympic Committee just approved White House Fence Jumping as a new event.
Vice President Joe Biden: Yeah, Chief, what a bunch of malarky.  Kind of affects the dignity of the office.
President Obama: Thank God they voted against the Fiscal Cliff Bungee Jumping event.
Vice President Biden: Yeah, they couldn’t find a bungee cord long enough for that one.