Archive for the ‘All TheWoodChips’ Category


Woody Has A Cold

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark n Barley Bar with Mimosa and the Indian.  Woody has a cold and

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Disagreeing With The Boss

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple is in Mr. BigTwig’s office (her boss).

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You Don’t Need A Parachute To Skydive, But…

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: DeadWood is talking to Woody at a skydive school at the airport.  There is a big sign that says

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Mo’ Metadata, Please

Cartoon setting:  WoodChips character DeadWood and others are listening to a Presidential

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New White House Olympic Event

Setting:  The White House, surrounded by the White House Fence, right next to the Fiscal Cliff.  A pole vaulter is

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Dan Quayle Nails The Environment Problem

Cartoon Setting: Former Vice President Dan Quayle telling Elmer his thoughts on the environment problem.  They are in a

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The Other Side

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Mimosa and Captn Stumpy are on opposite sides of a river and waterfall out in the country.

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Woody Wishes He Had Morgan Freeman’s Voice

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar talking with bartender Mimosa.  Morgan Freeman is on the bar TV doing his

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I Didn’t Told You So

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark n Barley Bar.  His arm is in a sling.  Mimosa and June Nipper are behind the bar.  June has her traditional guitar and martini balanced on the end of it. Woody: OUCH!!!  I broke my arm riding a motorcycle. June Nipper: Hey, I’m not the kind of [...]

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All You Really Need In Life…

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Cherry is writing in her daily log. Cherry Writes (thinking): I think all you really need in life is a friend with chocolate.

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