Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple is teaching little WoodChips students at the WoodChips ElemTree school. Maple: Trick question.  Does England have a 4th of July? Cherry (little girl WoodChip with hand raised): Yes, Ma’am… That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple and Elmer are at the fireworks stand shopping for fireworks.  There are

Cartoon Dialog: Setting:  Elmer is using son Chip as a water dowsing rod to find water.  His sister Cherry is watching this – puzzled. Chip (being shaken around like a dowsing rod): That’s the last time I ask Dad for a drink of water.

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Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple standing in a stream, arms up raised, looking overwhelmed.  There are hungry alligators

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Cherry writing in her log about the Stone Age.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: DeadWood is attending a presidential campaign rally with many other

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple and Fern are at work gossiping and talking by the water cooler.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark n Barley Bar using his best bar pickup line on Mimosa… who is in a skimpy pink bikini and is

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Shows a bunch of WoodChips office workers in a cubicle farm.  There is a big sign that says “Think Outside The Box –