Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Moses is up in the mountains with an iPad.  There is a scroll of the Ten Commandments laying at his feet.
Big Voice From The Sky (and lightning bolt): No, Moses, I said SCROLL DOWN to the Ten Commandments link, then press the ETCH IN STONE button.
Moses: Confused – question marks over his head.
Caption at Bottom: Moses thought his first iPad help desk call went rather badly.