Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Elmer and Maple outside the Holidaze Department Stores on Christmas Eve.  There is a Santa Claus denier outside.
Santa Denier holding sign that says… There is no Global Warming (crossed out), Climate Change (crossed out, Santa Claus.
Elmer: Hey, it looks like we have a Santa Denier.
Maple: Oh, he’s just a rebel without a Claus.