Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Fern and Maple are gossiping in the office.  Fern is complaining as usual.
Fern: I’ll tell you a secret but you can’t tell anyone.
Maple: Oh no.  I won’t say a word to a soul!!!
Maple (thinking): This ought to be juicy.
Maple (still thinking): Can’t wait to tell my best friend.
Maple (thinking some more): But I’ll tell her not to repeat it.