Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar explaining to Mimosa why he has his arm and foot in a cast.
Mimosa: What happened to you, Woody?
Woody: I was drinking on St. Patty’s Day, so I decided to take a bus.
Mimosa: So what’s the big deal?
Woody: Well, no big deal to you, maybe, but I’ve never driven a bus before.