CARTOON DIALOG:

Setting: The NeanderTrees are standing outside of their prehistoric cave.  One NeanderTree is showing the other how to drop a rock.  Beside them are a series of stone tablets that are the support manual, and a bird on a rock called the Support Help Rock.

NeanderTree 1: It’s easy – drop the rock and it goes in the exact direction of down.

NeanderTree 2: WOW!!! So does it have a good user manual.

NeanderTree 1: Definitely.

NeanderTree 2: How about support?

NeanderTree 1: The best!

Bird on Support Help Rock: BAWK! We value your CAW – stay on the line ,,, We value your CAW – stay on the line …