Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple and Elmer are watching legislation being passed in Washington D.C.

Senator: All in favor of the Omnibus Resolution for Perpetual War, Health Care Clarification Act (with 12,347 new rules), Freedom To Pilfer IRA Retirement Savings Act, the new Anticipated Dividend / Capital Gains Tax, Citizen’s Email Seizure Bill… hmmm… and funding Senator BlunderBum’s Grease My Campaign Contributors New Bridge To Nowhere Earmark… say Aye.

Maple: Oh My God!!!  We need another government just to protect us from our current government.