Cartoon Dialog:
Setting: Elmer and computer programmer in front of the ginormous BullChip-A-Tron 9000 computer.  The computer is displaying messages that it was trying to execute a software fix and a warning the system crashed with a fatal software error.
Elmer: I had a dream last night that I was in computer software heaven.
Programmer: So what was that like?
Elmer: The fix for every new software bug installed perfectly the first time.
Programmer: I’d think there’d be now software bugs in computer heaven.
Elmer: Ah, c’mon now, get real… that’s just crazy talk.