Archive for the ‘All TheWoodChips’ Category


Do You Suffer From Supermedialturbationomacism?

There were lots of great reader comments this week.  I was greatly amused by Sean’s comment when he said, “JD, DJ, John, Dan, Whoever you are today and regardless of what you are obviously running from, I think this is a great site.  Sean is clearly on to my name game. Which leads to our [...]

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Crystal Harris Diet vs. The Twinkie Diet

Shown above is a Twinkie like snack that will illustrate one type of effective diet.  Illustrating the other type of diet will be Crystal Harris, the 24 year old former Playboy Playmate who just became engaged to 84 year old Hugh Hefner.  You can see pictures of her and Hugh (G-rated) in a link below [...]

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WoodChips Worldwide – Peace on Earth Good Will To Men

This holiday season it is particularly gratifying that the WoodChips have become an international web site, regularly viewed in 110 countries around the world. I am reminded of Henry Wadsworth’s  lyrics in I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day when he says … I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day Their old familiar carols play, [...]

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Hoping Most Of Your Christmas Wishes Come True

Have you ever had this happen?  Maple got a new cell phone for Christmas and Elmer and she are puzzled about how to use the darn thing. Especially how to just make a simple phone call. I’m sensitized to that fact because I recently made a phone upgrade with major phone carrier Runs Fast (not their [...]

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The New American Health Care

Ahhh … so leave it to Woody, the sleazy Treezy used insurance salesman, to try to get free health care out of the airport security procedures.  That’s him in the glasses and the polyester bark. Of course, this is an illustration of synergy – you know, where the sum of the parts is greater than [...]

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DogWood Holly Day TreeCard Added

So DogWood finally finished his Christmas card and he’s real proud of it.  I mean, it’s hard to draw these things when you have paws and stuff.  And he’s right proud of his little pun about Holly Days (holidays – he wanted me to explain it – chuckle). That DogWood, he’s a real card. Anyhow, [...]

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Drayton Bird and WoodChips Cartoon

I was quite pleased to see our WoodChips cartoon posted on Drayton Bird’s blog recently. Who is Drayton Bird, you ask, and why was I so pleased? Drayton is a direct marketing guru, an Englishman, uncommonly modest, with a great sense of humor, and … … in in November 2003 the Chartered Institute of Marketing named Drayton Bird “one [...]

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We’ve Run Aground Without Food Or Water …

So I really heard a story like this over in the Bahamas … I didn’t say it was a true story, I will just say I definitely heard it. I had sailed my boat the Saline Solution II over to Bimini in the Bahamas, one of the islands in the Gulf Stream mentioned in Ernest [...]

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Overwhelmed … Up To Your A@# In Alligators

Feeling a little overwhelmed and up to your A@# in alligators … or know a friend in this predicament. Now you can send them this TreeCard as a show of support and understanding.  Just click on TreeCards above and go from there. Have a nice day – and watch out for those alligators – J. [...]

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Airport Security Pat Down Card From June Nipper

Airport security is getting to be a real pain these days, don’t you think. But June Nipper has a different attitude about the whole thing – and now you can send this FREE Tree-Card (e-card) to your stressed out traveling friends this holiday season. Just click Tree-Cards above – and surprise your friends (chuckle). So [...]

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