Archive for the ‘All TheWoodChips’ Category


Beware The Evil “Ya Can’t Miss It” Directions People

Don’t you just love it when you ask someone for directions and they verbally rip them off faster than an auctioneer on speed, and then they end the sentence with, “Ya can’t miss it!” Yes I can.  I had this happen for the hundredth time in my life yesterday as I was trying to find [...]

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New Honorary WoodChips Acceptance Speech

Our new Honorary WoodChip, Thea W. seemed pleased with her award. She was honored for “her unbridled WoodChips enthusiasm and sharing the posts and links with her friends.”  Her most recent post to friends was as follows …       If you need a daily dose of humor please follow Dan Roberts – the creator of [...]

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When The Chips Are Down – Inspiration From A WoodChips Reader

Over the holidays I had the privilege of meeting Peter Wright over the internet.  He had viewed the WoodChips, made some good comments, and asked me some questions about an advanced web site building / internet marketing training program put on by Early To Rise (an organization I am an alumnus of). So in the [...]

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If Ignorance Is Bliss …

  There’s been a lot of talk about education problems and ignorance in America these days.  Personally, I don’t see what the big deal is.  Recently I did some extensive research on this, which is to say I Googled for a few minutes, and pretty much wrote up the first thing I found without checking [...]

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Thinking Of You – Last Tree-Card In The Series

This is the last of three Tree-Cards (free e-cards) in the Thinking of You series.  Maple, the WoodChip Gal is thinking about Elmer, her WoodChip Guy.  Nice thought, by the way. Okay, so now we have everyone thinking about everyone.  But thinking is just part of the deal, right?  Now maybe you should tell them [...]

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Thinking Of You Thinking Of Me – New Tree-Card

Here’s a new Tree-Card for the WoodChip Gals.  Isn’t this a nice way to tell him you are thinking about him.  And hey, how about that subtle little hint that he should be thinking about you … that’s a nice touch. … you are such a smooth operator. And the Tree-Cards (e-cards) are free!  So [...]

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Thinking Of You – New Tree-Card

Here’s a new Tree-Card for you.  It’s one of three in the new Thinking of You series.  The other two will be appearing shortly. For the Guy Trees in the audience, this might be a good one to send to the Gal Tree in your life … for no reason at all, on a whim, [...]

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Useful Trees That Explode – Eucalyptus Part Deux

   As promised, here is the second and last post on the amazing Eucalyptus tree.  You’ll recall in Part I (Eucalyptus-Koala Bears Don’t Catch Colds) I spoofed around a bit, saying that Koala Bears never caught colds because all they eat are eucalyptus leaves, and I promised to be a little more factual in the final post. So, [...]

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What Does Brad Pitt, Ophiuchus and Elmer Have In Common?

Just when I thought life was getting complicated enough, our whole world has been turned upside down with the recent change in the Zodiac! Now instead of the twelve signs we’ve all been used to for 3000 years – you know, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio et al, they went and made a thirteenth sign and shifted [...]

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Future Shock And Wanting My Knobs Back

I received many great comments on the post I Want My Knobs Back where I opined on how overly complex things are getting – particularly copy machines.  Astute reader Elaine, who correctly points out that I am a technology guy at heart, said, “First, in a strange way, it is ironic that a ‘technology guy’ [...]

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