Wow – there sure is a lot of confusion in healthcare and government these days.  It’s hard to know what’s going on. And those Viagra commercials just add to the whole thing with their dire warnings about using their product…  although I had a buddy of mine tell me over the phone the other day [...]

CARTOON SETTING: Setting:  Sign says YewZappum Hunting Lodge – Featuring Drone Deer Hunting. A hunting lodge is in the background.  A deer is intently looking at Woody and the deer hunter from behind the sign – using binoculers. And a drone in the sky has just released an explosive missle going straight for the deer. [...]

IMAGE and SETTING:  A silhoutte progression from ape to pre-human to Neanderthal to Homo Sapiens to WoodChip.  

SETTING:  Elmer is fishing in a stream.  There is a big wall with an eye in it that he has hooked. CAPTION: Catching the elusive WallEye.

CARTOON DIALOG: Setting: Cherry writing in her Daily Log… thinking Cherry (her thought as writing): OK, so I finally figured out where babies come from… … but who brings the storks THEIR babies? Caption: Cherry was always puzzling over things in her daily log.  

CARTOON DIALOG: Setting:  Woody and Mimosa the bartendress are in the Bark n Barley bar.  Woody is writing something. Mimosa: Hey Woody, what are you writing? Woody: A Want Ad. Mimosa: A Want Ad!  What’s that about? Woody: Wanted: An air-tight alibi for last night from 8 PM ’til midnight.  

CARTOON DIALOG: SETTING:  Three houses,  One is built very nice, one is being built really fast, and one is a total shack. Nice house: You can have it good Fast House: or fast Shack: or Half Fast (cheap) Pick any two!

CARTOON DIALOG: Setting: Maple and Elmer standing in front of the Statue of Liberty.  Elmer is pointing to a sign that says, “Give me your emails, your passwords, your phone call records… I lift my lamp beside the golden door.” Maple: I thought it was about liberty and freedom for the huddled masses and stuff [...]

Recently we were pleased when a WoodChips cartoon was published in The Reason Report, a national publication.  Reason was doing a series of articles on the TSA and felt the cartoon fit the theme of the series. You remember the TSA, yes… those friendly folks at the airport that do a free frisk and scan [...]

CARTOON DIALOG: Setting:  Mr. BigTwig is holding a budget meeting with Maple and co-workers.  There are papers all over the conference room table. Mr. BigTwig:  Blah, blah, blah … not to mention we’re also over budget by 50%. Maple (commenting to co-worker):  How come when somebody says, “Not To Mention,” they always mention it? Caption at [...]