Mimosa’s Size Matters Dream
by J. Daniel on Saturday, August 13th, 2016 | No Comments
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Capt’n Stumpy and Mimosa talking in the Bark ‘n Barley Bar.
Capt’n Stumpy: You look a little tired, Mimosa.
Mimosa: Yeah, I couldn’t sleep last night.
Capt’n Stumpy: How come?
Mimosa: I woke up dreaming I was a huge giant. But everything else in the dream was huge too, so it all looked normal.
Capt’n Stumpy: So how did you know you were a giant?
Mimosa: I noticed I was wearing a size 10,000 bikini. I was so embarrassed I couldn’t go back to sleep.