The Great Turkey RIF (Reduction In Force)
by J. Daniel on Monday, November 23rd, 2015 | No Comments
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Office workers in cubes – talking.
Girl worker: Don’t you feel kind of sad for the big turkey population reduction at Thanksgiving?
Guy worker: Not really… Hey, by the way, what’s this email mean about synergy and hitting company budget targets before the holidays?
Girl worker: I have neither the time nor crayons to explain this to him.
Other Guy Worker: Me neither.