Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar talking with bartender Mimosa.  Morgan Freeman is on the bar TV doing his Discovery Channel show.
Morgan Freeman: …and now we return to my Discovery Channel program… Through The Wormhole…
Mimosa: Oh My God!  I just love Morgan Freeman’s deep, rich voice!
Woody: Yeah, if I just had his deep voice with my good looks…
Mimosa: Then you’d just have his deep voice!
Woody: ???.

Note that I got the idea for this cartoon from a funny Twitter post by James Altucher, author of Choose Yourself, and other excellent books.  I have read two of them, Choose Yourself and Choose Yourself Guide To Wealth.  Both my copies are dog-eared and heavily underlined. You may gather from this fact that James is chock full of good ideas and I recommend his books…. oh, and he’s funny too.

You can learn more about James and his books here at http://www.jamesaltucher.com/books/.