Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark n Barley Bar.  His arm is in a sling.  Mimosa and June Nipper are behind the bar.  June has her traditional guitar and martini balanced on the end of it.
Woody: OUCH!!!  I broke my arm riding a motorcycle.
June Nipper: Hey, I’m not the kind of gal to say I told you so… but if I was, I’s really, really be saying it now.
Woody: Gee, thanks for your kind restraint.