Cartoon Dialog: Two NeanderTrees talking in front of their cave, which has a decorated Christmas Tree out front using a rock as a Christmas Tree stand.  One NeanderTree is holding a big club.

First NeanderTree:  So what do you want to do tonight on Christmas Eve?
Second NeanderTree:  Let’s go clubbing!
First NeanderTree:  Good idea… there always seems to be a lot of reindeer flying around this time of year.
Sub Heading:  It was a primordial time and the NeanderTrees hadn’t quite figured out Santa Claus, reindeer and the spirit of Christmas.