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		<title>Get Your FREE 2026 WoodChips Calendars</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2025 16:56:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J. Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 2026 WoodChips Calendars are available now and there are many different ones to choose from!  You can download and print these fun 2025 cartoon calendars, stick them to the wall, in your cubicle, or heck, just stick them anywhere. So get your cartoon calendars and make a statement to the world.  Ummm, just a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The 2026 WoodChips Calendars are available now and there are many different ones to choose from! </strong></p>
<p><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Free-WoodChips-2026-Calendar-r44-If-At-First-You-Dont-Succeed-600.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4779" title="Free WoodChips 2026 Calendar -r44 If At First You Dont Succeed 600" src="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Free-WoodChips-2026-Calendar-r44-If-At-First-You-Dont-Succeed-600.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="464" /></a></p>
<p>You can download and print these fun 2025 cartoon calendars, stick them to the wall, in your cubicle, or heck, just stick them anywhere.</p>
<p>So get your cartoon calendars and make a statement to the world.  Ummm, just a note here, we&#8217;re not responsible if your boss takes exception to some of them <img src='https://thewoodchips.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
<h2><strong>You can get them right here &#8211; just click below&#8230;</strong></h2>
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<h4><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Free-WoodChips-2026-Calendar-r44-Please-Send-Rum.pdf">Please Send Rum</a></h4>
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<h4><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Free-WoodChips-2026-Calendar-r44-Always-Finish.pdf">Always Finish</a></h4>
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<h4><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Free-WoodChips-2026-Calendar-r44-Answer-The-Question.pdf">Answer The Question</a></h4>
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<h4><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Free-WoodChips-2026-Calendar-r44-Fork-In-The-Road.pdf">Fork In The Road</a></h4>
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<h4><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Free-WoodChips-2026-Calendar-r44-Plan-Ahead.pdf">Plan Ahead</a></h4>
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<h4><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Free-WoodChips-2026-Calendar-r44-Lady-Of-Leisure.pdf">Lady Of Leisure</a></h4>
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<h4><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Free-WoodChips-2026-Calendar-r44-If-At-First-You-Dont-Succeed.pdf">If At First You Don&#8217;t Succeed</a></h4>
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<h4><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Free-WoodChips-2026-Calendar-r44-Have-A-Bigger-Plate.pdf">Have A Bigger Plate</a></h4>
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		<title>Get Your FREE 2025 WoodChips Calendars</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2024 18:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J. Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 2025 WoodChips Calendars are available now and there are many different ones to choose from!  You can download and print these fun 2025 cartoon calendars, stick them to the wall, in your cubicle, or heck, just stick them anywhere. So get your cartoon calendars and make a statement to the world.  Ummm, just a [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>The 2025 WoodChips Calendars are available now and there are many different ones to choose from! </strong></p>
<p>You can download and print these fun 2025 cartoon calendars, stick them to the wall, in your cubicle, or heck, just stick them anywhere.</p>
<p>So get your cartoon calendars and make a statement to the world.  Ummm, just a note here, we&#8217;re not responsible if your boss takes exception to some of them <img src='https://thewoodchips.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<h2><strong>You can get them right here &#8211; just click below&#8230;</strong></h2>
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<h1><span style="color: #339966;"><em><strong><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/Free-WoodChips-2025-Calendar-r36-Always-Finish.pdf"><span style="color: #339966;">Always Finish</span></a></strong></em></span></h1>
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<h1><span style="color: #339966;"><em><strong><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/Free-WoodChips-2025-Calendar-r36-Answer-The-Question.pdf"><span style="color: #339966;">Answer The Question</span></a></strong></em></span></h1>
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<h1><span style="color: #339966;"><em><strong><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/Free-WoodChips-2025-Calendar-r36-Fork-In-The-Road.pdf"><span style="color: #339966;">Fork In The Road</span></a></strong></em></span></h1>
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<h1><span style="color: #339966;"><em><strong><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/Free-WoodChips-2025-Calendar-r36-Please-Send-Rum.pdf"><span style="color: #339966;">Please Send Rum</span></a></strong></em></span></h1>
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<h1><span style="color: #339966;"><em><strong><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/Free-WoodChips-2025-Calendar-r36-Plan-Ahead.pdf"><span style="color: #339966;">Plan Ahead</span></a></strong></em></span></h1>
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<h1><span style="color: #339966;"><em><strong><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/Free-WoodChips-2025-Calendar-r36-Lady-Of-Leisure.pdf"><span style="color: #339966;">Lady Of Leisure</span></a></strong></em></span></h1>
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<h1><span style="color: #339966;"><em><strong><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/Free-WoodChips-2025-Calendar-r36-If-At-First-You-Dont-Succeed.pdf"><span style="color: #339966;">If At First You Don&#8217;t Succeed</span></a></strong></em></span></h1>
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		<title>Get Your FREE 2024 WoodChips Calendars</title>
		<link>https://thewoodchips.com/get-your-free-2024-woodchips-calendars</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2023 18:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J. Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 2024 WoodChips Calendars are available now and there are many different ones to choose from!  You can download and print these fun 2024 cartoon calendars, stick them to the wall, in your cubicle, or heck, just stick them anywhere. So get your cartoon calendars and make a statement to the world.  Ummm, just a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Free-WoodChips-2024-Calendar-r27-Fork-In-The-Road-600.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4657" title="Free WoodChips 2024 Calendar -r27 Fork In The Road 600" src="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Free-WoodChips-2024-Calendar-r27-Fork-In-The-Road-600.jpg" alt="" width="600" height="464" /></a></p>
<p><strong>The 2024 WoodChips Calendars are available now and there are many different ones to choose from! </strong></p>
<p>You can download and print these fun 2024 cartoon calendars, stick them to the wall, in your cubicle, or heck, just stick them anywhere.</p>
<p>So get your cartoon calendars and make a statement to the world.  Ummm, just a note here, we&#8217;re not responsible if your boss takes exception to some of them <img src='https://thewoodchips.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
<h2><strong>You can get them right here at <span style="color: #008000;"><a href="http://www.thewoodchips.com/n"><span style="color: #008000;">Free Calendars.</span></a></span></strong></h2>
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		<title>To Much Hokey Pokey</title>
		<link>https://thewoodchips.com/to-much-hokey-pokey</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2017 10:45:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J. Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If the recent stock market hokey pokey has you down, you might like my recent book Stock Investing For Beginners. Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Mimosa standing outside the Hokey Pokeyers Anonymous building:  The sign says &#8220;Try Our Two-Step Program.&#8221; Mimosa: I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey&#8230; but I turned myself around.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Hokey-Pokey-r8-450.jpg"><img class="aligncenter  wp-image-4304" style="border: 1px solid black;" title="Hokey Pokey r8 450" src="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Hokey-Pokey-r8-450.jpg" alt="" width="315" height="341" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">If the recent stock market hokey pokey has you down, you might like my recent book <span style="text-decoration: underline; color: #008000;"><strong><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Stock-Investing-Beginners-First-Money-ebook/dp/B06XQWDNXD/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1495190289&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=stock+investing+for+beginners+by+john+roberts"><span style="color: #008000; text-decoration: underline;">Stock Investing For Beginners</span></a>.</strong></span><br />
Cartoon Dialog: <span id="more-4313"></span>Setting: Mimosa standing outside the Hokey Pokeyers Anonymous building:  The sign says &#8220;Try Our Two-Step Program.&#8221;<br />
Mimosa: I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey&#8230; but I turned myself around.</p>
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		<title>Football Player 2&#215;4&#8242;s New Tattoo</title>
		<link>https://thewoodchips.com/football-player-2x4s-new-tattoo</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2017 10:51:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J. Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You might like the new WoodChips cartoon book shown here . Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Coach KickAsh is drawing a play for the team in the locker room while 2&#215;4, Splint and IronWood are looking on. Coach KickAsh: Just remember team, football is 90% mental and 30% physical. 2&#215;4 (to Splint): Hey Splint, wht do you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Football-Tattoo-r7-450.jpg"><img class="aligncenter  wp-image-4301" style="border: 1px solid black;" title="Football Tattoo -r7 450" src="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Football-Tattoo-r7-450.jpg" alt="" width="315" height="349" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">You might like the new WoodChips <span style="text-decoration: underline; color: #008000;"><em><strong><a href="https://www.amazon.com/First-You-Dont-Succeed-Skydiving/dp/1497513138/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1494499776&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=if+at+first+you+don%27t+succeed+skydiving+is+not+for+you+by+j.+daniel"><span style="color: #008000; text-decoration: underline;">cartoon book shown here <img src='https://thewoodchips.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> .<span id="more-4307"></span></span></a></strong></em></span><br />
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Coach KickAsh is drawing a play for the team in the locker room while 2&#215;4, Splint and IronWood are looking on.<br />
Coach KickAsh: Just remember team, football is 90% mental and 30% physical.<br />
2&#215;4 (to Splint): Hey Splint, wht do you think of my new permanent tattoo? (he shows his tattoo on his bicep &#8211; which says &#8220;No Regerts.&#8221;<br />
Splint: That&#8217;s cool, 2&#215;4, where can I get one?<br />
IronWood: Me too!</p>
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		<title>Oakey Pokey&#8217;s Auto Repair Guarantee</title>
		<link>https://thewoodchips.com/oakey-pokeys-auto-repair-guarantee</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 May 2017 11:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J. Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For more chuckles Oakey Pokey recommends the WoodChips Cartoon Book. Cartoon dialog: Setting: Oakey Pokey in his garage with a car up on the lift.  He&#8217;s holding a wrench.  And there&#8217;s a sign that says, &#8220;Work Guaranteed.  If we can&#8217;t fix ur brakz we&#8217;ll make the horn louder.&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Oakey-Pokeys-Auto-Repair-r3-450.jpg"><img class="aligncenter  wp-image-4293" style="border: 1px solid black;" title="Oakey Pokeys Auto Repair r3 450" src="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Oakey-Pokeys-Auto-Repair-r3-450.jpg" alt="" width="315" height="354" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">For more chuckles Oakey Pokey recommends the<span style="text-decoration: underline; color: #008000;"><em><strong> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/First-You-Dont-Succeed-Skydiving/dp/1497513138/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1494415019&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=if+at+first+you+don%27t+succeed+skydiving+is+not+for+you+by+j+daniel"><span style="color: #008000; text-decoration: underline;">WoodChips Cartoon Book.</span></a></strong></em></span><span id="more-4295"></span><br />
Cartoon dialog: Setting: Oakey Pokey in his garage with a car up on the lift.  He&#8217;s holding a wrench.  And there&#8217;s a sign that says, &#8220;Work Guaranteed.  If we can&#8217;t fix ur brakz we&#8217;ll make the horn louder.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Mimosa&#8217;s Fruit Salad</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2017 18:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J. Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Mimosa and Woody in the Bark n Barley Bar.  Mimosa has just served Woody her new fruit salad. Mimosa: Hey Woody, guess what. I just learned a tomato is really a fruit, not a vegatable. Woody: Yech! This fruit salad tastes really weird!!! Caption at bottom: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Fruit-Salad-r42-450-flat.jpg"><img class="aligncenter  wp-image-4289" style="border: 1px solid black;" title="Fruit Salad -r42 450 flat" src="http://thewoodchips.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Fruit-Salad-r42-450-flat.jpg" alt="" width="315" height="374" /></a>Cartoon Dialog: <span id="more-4284"></span>Setting: Mimosa and Woody in the Bark n Barley Bar.  Mimosa has just served Woody her new fruit salad.<br />
Mimosa: Hey Woody, guess what. I just learned a tomato is really a fruit, not a vegatable.<br />
Woody: Yech! This fruit salad tastes really weird!!!<br />
Caption at bottom: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit&#8230; Wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad.</p>
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		<title>Naughty And Nice List</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2016 23:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J. Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cartoon Dialog: Woody and Mimosa at the Bark and Barley Bar. Woody: Are you on Santa&#8217;s Naughty or Nice list, Mimosa? Mimosa: Oh, I always try to be on both lists.]]></description>
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</a>Cartoon Dialog: <span id="more-4278"></span>Woody and Mimosa at the Bark and Barley Bar.<br />
Woody: Are you on Santa&#8217;s Naughty or Nice list, Mimosa?<br />
Mimosa: Oh, I always try to be on both lists.</p>
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		<title>Bah Humbug At The Office</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2016 22:52:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J. Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cartoon Dialog: Setting: A bunch of office workers in cubicles before Christmas. Girl Office Worker: Merry Christmas, everybody! Guy Office Worker: Bah Humbug&#8230; the whole thing reminds me of a bad day at the office. Girls Office Worker: How&#8217;s that? Guy Office Worker: We do all the work and the fat guy in the suit [...]]]></description>
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</a>Cartoon Dialog:<span id="more-4276"></span> Setting: A bunch of office workers in cubicles before Christmas.<br />
Girl Office Worker: Merry Christmas, everybody!<br />
Guy Office Worker: Bah Humbug&#8230; the whole thing reminds me of a bad day at the office.<br />
Girls Office Worker: How&#8217;s that?<br />
Guy Office Worker: We do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.</p>
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		<title>The Santa Claus Denier</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2016 22:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>J. Daniel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Elmer and Maple outside the Holidaze Department Stores on Christmas Eve.  There is a Santa Claus denier outside. Santa Denier holding sign that says&#8230; There is no Global Warming (crossed out), Climate Change (crossed out, Santa Claus. Elmer: Hey, it looks like we have a Santa Denier. Maple: Oh, he&#8217;s just a [...]]]></description>
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</a>Cartoon Dialog: <span id="more-4274"></span>Setting: Elmer and Maple outside the Holidaze Department Stores on Christmas Eve.  There is a Santa Claus denier outside.<br />
Santa Denier holding sign that says&#8230; There is no Global Warming (crossed out), Climate Change (crossed out, Santa Claus.<br />
Elmer: Hey, it looks like we have a Santa Denier.<br />
Maple: Oh, he&#8217;s just a rebel without a Claus.</p>
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